Alcohol Quotes



Alcohol Quotes

You’re not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on.

Alcohol Quotes



When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading.

When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading.

Alcohol Quotes



The whole world is about three drinks behind.

The whole world is about three drinks behind.

The whole world is about three drinks behind.



The whole world is about three drinks behind.

The whole world is about three drinks behind.

The first glass is for myself, the second for my friends, the third for good humor, and the forth for my enemies.



The first glass is for myself, the second for my friends, the third for good humor, and the forth for my enemies.

The first glass is for myself, the second for my friends, the third for good humor, and the forth for my enemies.

The consumption of alcohol may cause pregnancy.



The consumption of alcohol may cause pregnancy.

The consumption of alcohol may cause pregnancy.

Alcohol Quotes



I would take a bomb, but I can’t stand the noise.

I would take a bomb, but I can’t stand the noise.



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