You may not be over the hill yet, but you have a great view !



You may not be over the hill yet, but you have a great view!.

You may not be over the hill yet, but you have a great view!.

To me, old age is always 15 years older than I am.



To me, old age is always 15 years older than I am.

To me, old age is always 15 years older than I am.

There is still no cure for the common birthday.



There is still no cure for the common birthday.

There is still no cure for the common birthday.

The older I get, the less I like it.



The older I get, the less I like it.

The older I get, the less I like it.

Old age isn’t so bad when you consider the alternative.



Old age isn’t so bad when you consider the alternative.

Old age isn’t so bad when you consider the alternative.

Live as long as you may. The first twenty years are the longest half of your life.



Live as long as you may. The first twenty years are the longest half of your life.

Live as long as you may. The first twenty years are the longest half of your life.

For the common birthday.



Funny Birthday Quotes

For all the advances in medicine, there is still no cure for the common birthday.



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