If you think it’s hard to meet new people, try picking up the wrong golf ball.
You’ve just got one problem. You stand too close to the ball after you’ve hit it.
What a shame to waste those great shots on the practice tee.
The only time my prayers are never answered is on the golf course.
The more I practice, the luckier I get.
The difference in golf and government is that in golf you can’t improve your lie.
If you break 100, watch your golf. If you break 80, watch your business.