A man’s wife has more power over him than the state has.
When a man steals your wife there is no better revenge than to let him keep her.
The secret of a happy marriage remains a secret.
Marriage is the only war in which you sleep with the enemy.
Marriage is nature’s way of keeping us from fighting with strangers.
Marriage is an adventure, like going to war.
Marriage is a wonderful institution, but who wants to live in an institution.