You have to sit by the side of a river a very long time before a roast duck will fly into your mouth.



Short Funny Quotes

There is a light at the end of every tunnel….just pray it’s not a train!.



There is a light at the end of every tunnel….just pray it’s not a train!.

Quitting smoking is the easiest thing in the world. I’ve done it dozens of times.



Quitting smoking is the easiest thing in the world. I’ve done it dozens of times.

Most people are only alive because it is illegal to shoot them.



Most people are only alive because it is illegal to shoot them.

It’s not cheating unless you get caught.



It’s not cheating unless you get caught.

I think crime pays. The hours are good, you travel a lot.



I think crime pays. The hours are good, you travel a lot.

I hope life isn’t a joke, because I don’t get it.



I hope life isn’t a joke, because I don’t get it.



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